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AerrissAerriss, also known as Milfiras, has been a stain on the Moon Guard server for years now. His rampant stupidity and blatant disregard for others has earned him and his guild an extremely poor reputation which he appears to be in denial of.
Case in point: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=21730605949&sid=1&pageNo=1
Here, Milfiras complains about someone ninja-ing a mount from his PuG run, when he himself did the exact same thing months before.
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I’ve seen this guy and his guild literally camp the Alliance AH for more than four hours over two days. Someone needs to take his ass down a few notches, him and his fail guild.
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Yeah I was going to say that this guy is in the guild who camps AH in SW, and ONLY targets auctioneers-but someone beat me to it. It takes a special kid of classy to kill no one–not guards, the king, other players–except auctioneers soley to make the AH unusable to Alliance members. If this guy is involved with this guild, I believe every evil thing said about him.
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I’m so sorry that I share a faction with this guy.
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Yes, Aerriss is Milfiras. The selfsame Auction House camper and trade troll. The one who begged other guildmasters’ realm forum assistance in proving that he’s an “upstanding citizen of Moon Guard” when he was stupid enough to get his account hacked.
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CaristinnConstantly trolls tradechat with mediocre jokes such as “Why do you call it an Xbox360? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.” While trying to justify 720 degrees as being a full circle. In addition to that, he/she pretty much flames anyone she comes across and in general, is a tool.
In addition to that, it goes on the forums and flames+makes fun of roleplayers, while on a RPing servers. It’s general arguement is, “Nice armory bro.” especially when cornered- not really paying attention to the fact other players have much better gear and higher skill.
Other acts of stupidity include:
-Ninjaing loot: A couple BoE epics and brags about it. In a run I was in, Furious Scaled Legplates.
-Guild kicked every other month for being terrible.
-Craves attention in any way possible (Just look at the Moon Guard official forums).
-Hijacking a FlagRSP channel, which disabled an addon and forced everyone to get spammed if they don’t turn it off. Other channel raiding includes sliding it’s way into two large player made channels, Darknest and OOC and banning everyone there.Agree or Disagree:
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Had some bad run in’s with this guy multiple times relating to what he’s been accused up and I can confirm it is 100% the truth. He’s quit raids to wipe them when he refuses to listen to the raid leader (IE, pally ret tanking with rightous fury on, while we had a couple warriors in better gear that were assigned tanking positions.) he’s outright hateful towards role players, he spams yell chat with useless crap, his hijacking the FLAGrps channel is common knowledge now and pretty much everyone has the idea in mind to look for a channel-less flag tool for RP. To top that off, he has the gall to call anyone that doesn’t pvp or arena, failures. -eyerolls- This guy is the prime example why I’m thankful for Wowjackass. He defiantly is qualified to suit the description.
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Every single time I have dealt with Caristinn it’s been bad. A boring, unimaginative, self-centered troll is what comes to mind when their name is mentioned. Consequently they’ve been ignored on every single character I have on Moon Guard. I swear, not all who reside on MG are this bad.
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View Description KainaeKainae – need rolled, as a DPS, on every item that dropped from the boss at the end of Heroic UP, including a frozen orb and a tanking sword.
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Rolled need on the frozen orb at the end of a heroic run, wish I knew about this site earlier. x.x
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View Description Steelskinhttp://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4959/wowscrnshot112309023923.jpg
TLDR; Masterlooter Misassigned loot(Still unsure on if this was intentional.) Loot rules were one off piece, one tier piece, RP purposes only. He say’s “Come find me.” Goes to Tanaris (With the masterlooter.) Never replies back to me.
When confronted on the forums, He replies with these two posts.
“I dont take things from nobody my friends and the people i hang out with wont let me down just because you wanna q.q over things you didnt get and whisper me Poast wtf is that and not man enough to take me off ignore instead hide by behind forums pretty sad your not gonna make me lose face as much as you try no one cares what you have to say and anyone who knows me knows im not like what you say so good luck”
Then his story erodes…
“I can careless what you think and what other thinks to tbh lol ill post it again http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4959/wowscrnshot112309023923.jpg
You had the higher roll yes so what? alot of people had higher rolls on items and didnt win the chest was given to me not my fault that it happen and when it did i said come find me and not make a post lol either this is my last post cause im not gonna be you little source of entertainment so good luck with this and good bye
”He said “Come find me.” Before leaving the raid.
In the thread that was birthed from this other comments were thrown around such as.
“Didn’t this Skeelskin guy post once about their awesome tanking and get trashed for being absolutely horrible?”
“I remember him from way back when TBF was around and he was piggybacking for gear and taking advantage of anyone he could. There’s a reason he’s guild-hopping all the time: nice people take him in and then learn the hard way what he’s about. This past Hallow’s End, I was waiting for friends in SM and wasn’t in the least bit surprised to see them complaining that he had ninja-ed something from their group. Now he’s done it again and he’ll keep doing it until people flat out refuse to allow him in their raids.”
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View Description BurgrisstHe came into our guild and acted really helpfull and friendly. After about a month he was promoted to Officer in our guild and the second noone was online at 5am he took EVERYTHING in all 3 tabs in the guild bank. This contained gems, enchantment mats, raid mats, and a few Primordial Saronites that were saved for ICC. After taking these he left.
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This is absolutely 100% true. my fiance and I (i am the GM, just to clarify) had gone to bed about two hours before the incident, talking about what cuts to get on the scarlet rubies and sky sapphire’s he’d gotten for me and put in the officer tab so i could collect them in the morning.
i log in later than day, and go to look at the bank tab where my fiance had put the gems, and to my dismay, they were gone. i checked the other tabs, and was absolutely furious. this guy took everything! not only is it disheartening, because my fiance worked for two years to farm for those gems, other members of our guild had spent gold and time getting the mats that were once in our tabs.
word to the wise; do NOT ever let this guy into your guild. he plays on your nice side, you get him into an officer or higher level position in your guild, he goes into your bank, steals your stuff, and says sayonara.
we were saving those mats and orbs for our lower level guild members, since quite a few had asked for certain items that most of us had no use for. Now it’s going to take even more time to even save up for the mats we had. :/
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Well, I’m sure this happened but I also know that this person also had an issue with their account being hacked. Now Im not saying thats the EXACT reason this happened, but I do know that he mentioned it to me. Just wanted to put this out there just in case he was hacked.
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this is why u dont allow access to the guild bank to ANYONE only urself the gm, i know this doesnt make it right and he deserves this spot as jackass
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View Description VaedasDoes absoultely no dps during heroics and then blames it on lag yet he immediately rolls on items if they come up. Additionally, this jackass will Need on Frozen Orbs after everyone selects Greed.
I encourage everyone to Kick this person immediately if they encounter him in a random Heroic.
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View Description ChastiEntered Arathi Basin in level 50-60 gear (level 80 PvP). Claiming they needed only 5 more marks, and it was faster to lose.
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View Description HelsaaWorst tank ever after downing last boss in Oc she ninja’d dps gloves and left party.
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View Description MerriRandom heroic set us up with Merri of the guild in Oculus. The two paladins were setting up buffs for the group when Merri basically says he could give a sh*t for stupid paladin buffs and he’s so tired of waiting for paladins to get their buffs figured out. We move along, one of the paladins makes a comment about Merri’s name not representing his mood very well. Merri was offended by this I assume and he begins to berate the other group members for their lack of achievement points and brags about his “main” having killed the Lich King already. He was called a jerk by another member and then says he is AFKing until they apologize or the 15min debuff is gone so we can kick him. He does just that, we wait for 8 min until the debuff is about to go off. He then sends out a vote to kick the paladin who called him a jerk and unfortunately the other group members thought it was to kick Merri and didn’t read who it was for and kicked the paladin. Merri then proceeded to “lolololololol” himself to death and called everyone noobs and other comments, until I and the others left him in Oculus alone. Serious Jackass.
*of the guild Team WIn
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I did a holiday boss with Merri. He couldn’t stop talking about how our server’s economy sucked and “on my old server it was so much better because…”. We tried to humor him but it turned into insults. He was kicked from the group for telling people how wrong/stupid they are about thinking MG is good. After putting me on ignore, I continued to get tells such as “You’re a piece of garbage and you’ll never have what I have in game so stfu jealous noob” and lots of “LOLLOL bitch you have no idea how to play the game”. Wish I had a screenshot…
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Ran with this one myself. He was impatient, rude, and just outright unwelcoming to anyone joining a group/raid pug. Why this person remains on Moon Guard is really beyond my own comprehension.
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I was on LFG and asked a question, and Merri responded with a huge block of verbal abuse. “STFU Liira no one likes you…your guild only keeps you around because you can perform but they hate you like I do” and the like. After a few hits of the return key it continued with “You don’t know how to play you stupid bitch” and the like. When other people defended me or commented on her behavior, they got a storm of vile words as well.
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Myself and some guildies ran into this farily stupid person on a random pug too and one of the dps from my guild had to us the washroom and said i will be afk for 30 seconds and then merri being a douche piped up and said sence hes afk so am i and let us die right next to him and then refused to rez any of us. And when we said something about it merri said im gonna talk to your gm and have you kicked well we told Him to go ahead and then he just stopped healing for much of the instance like a jerk so we booted him and got another REALLY GOOD healer and finished.
I would suggest to save yourself a brain tumor to kick this person asap if you get the unpleastent act of being paired with them,Agree or Disagree:
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I too was in this holiday group with ‘Merri’. Things started out pleasant enough, then the person began insulting and demeaning the rest of the group, particularly our very nice priest. Worked out in the end after she was kicked, one of the rare pets dropped.
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@adilya “these websites” um, what are you talking about? There is only one ninja list website that is worth anything and that is this site. Are you referring to the forums or forum posts?
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@Adilya, you are getting the wool pulled over your eyes. I noticed Merri is in your guild now – that’s probably why. Anonymous jerks can be quite cordial in person.
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Ah ha! I DID find screenshots of part of the incident:
-I had a MT on LFG, then Merri is rude-http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/wowshotsyay/merri1.jpg
http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac35/wowshotsyay/merri2.jpg
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View Description PenalizerNinjaed a Rimefangs claw from an undergeared Paladin whom worked his but off getting us through Pit of Saron. that tank sword would have been an upgrade for the paladin and still you ninjaed it. for those interested the tank only had the Red sword of courage.
and when confronted as to why your response was “repairs” I hope you never find another tank and that your queue time in the random tool exceeds 2 hours only to find when it actually finds you a group your either AFK or one of the dps decline.
Pic of the ninja need roll
http://s997.photobucket.com/albums/af100/Dero_chan/Ninjas/?action=view¤t=Penalizer2.jpgPic of your response when confronted
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View Description DrekkarWas absolutely intolerable in a Random Dungeon. Made rude remarks to everyone in the party, and repeatedly told our tank (a Paladin) to hurry up whenever he had to sit to drink. Said that paladins ‘didn’t need mana to tank’. This is all when we’re around level 20.
His poor attitude soured the mood of the entire run.
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View Description LovenissToC. Was fine up until the Black Knight encounter. Waited for all to roll greed at end of the random, needs all loot…
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View Description ElroneTank in a H HoS run, making sexual comments the the priest (whom he assumed was a female toon.. was a guy) and making other rude comments. Claimed he was drunk, but either way, still a jackass.
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View Description HellshammerI had formed a Trial of the Crusader (normal) 25 man group, and we had killed the Northrend Beasts. A BoE cloak drops and I put it up for rolls. This guy said he needed it as an upgrade, and since no one else needed the cloak for main spec, I give it to him.
THE NEXT DAY, I find him announcing in Trade that he is selling the cloak, and put it up on the AH. I whisper him, confronting him about it, and now he’s telling me he DIDN’T need the item for an upgrade. This guy is a greedy bastard.
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Not 100% sure, but I heard this guy recently bought the account off of eBay.
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Might be true. Talked to the guild leader and they said that they were ‘new’ to WoW… I mean, how does being 80 in ToC+ gear mean you’re new to WoW? His DPS is god awful as well, and he’s got good gear. Perhaps he did buy it. /shrug
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View Description MalkenI read this on the realm forums, screenshots provided. Ninja’ed an orb and was unapologetic. Its not about the orb, people…
Ninjaing
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2770/wowscrnshot030610110437.jpgLink to forums post (page 2)
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Sorry but that really only illustrates that they said they would be rolling need and they told everyone else to also do the same.
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View Description DessereThis is what I posted on the Moon Guard forum:
“Greetings all, this post is to warn those of you on Moon Guard to avoid grouping with the pally tank “Dessere” under any circumstances. I have never QQ’ed on a forum before, but this jerk needs to be called out.
Just did a random, get DTK. Dessere is the tank. He states that he isn’t feeling well, and needs a couple of minutes. Ok, no big deal…we start clearing trash. A green drops, and healer points out that Dessere is Needing on loot..so obviously is not AFK. He does it again, healer calls him out. No reply, and he is still standing just inside the instance. It’s too early to kick, and the guy will not respond via party chat. So we pull some trash his way to see if he is truly afk, and of course he runs out of the instance.
So he was never AFK, he just wanted to be a douche for no reason. When time to kick came, he started spamming kicks for the rest of the group. Finally we were rid of him and finished the run np.
Anyway, the guy is a tool, and should be avoided. ”
And these are some of the replies:
“I know this tool. Votekicked him at the 15 minute mark on a Heroic CoS because he pulled the “DURR IM NOT FEELING WELL ILL BE ON TOILET” thing, then promptly went to Stormwind and was screwing around. Fully agree with the OP to not bring this guy along on anything. ”
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Seconded!I believe I grouped with him on my shaman and we got the same “I’ll be on the toilet” thing, gone 14min…just enough time to come back and not get kicked.
I don’t remember anything past that, though. I mean, when someone says “potty emergency!!” I feel bad questioning it…
EDITED to say, yup–he was goofing around in SW with us too! We probably should have kicked him anyway but the 30min wait for a tank made me just want to get through it. ”
And here is the forum post, if you care to view:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=23425640844&sid=1
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View Description KyakuryaThis Tauren druid was tanking a heroic Nexus, random LFD. Needed on EVERY drop, greens included.
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Then you should have waited for the 15 min. timer to drop and kicked him. Duh.
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but im 5th jackass /flexAdd a jackass
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Aodury
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A warning to guild leaders or officers about the Death Knight named Aodury:
While on a ToC normal pug run last night she rolled ‘Need’ on the tanking plate pants while being invited to the run as DPS. Aodury then hearthed out of the run. She did not respond to whispers from myself or her guild officer online at the time and was subsequently kicked from her guild.
As many may know, I’m not a loot-centric person. However, I will call a jerk a jerk when deserved. The common courtesy would be to let the plate tank that is keeping you from eating dirt (me in this case) have first crack at the item. And really I would have been fine with it had she made it known that she was rolling on tanking items at the start of the run AND not hearthed after she got her item (after the first boss(es)).
TL;DR = Aodury ninja’d an item and was unapologetic about it….guild kicked for being unresponsive about it. I would not group with her again and I advise others to do the same.
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